English Portuguese Joke Book

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The English Portuguese Joke Book is an excellent way for Portuguese people to practise their English – and for foreigners who are trying to learn Portuguese. Great jokes like:
 “Mamã, posso usar soutien, agora que já tenho dezasseis anos?”
   “Não, David.”

or this classic:
Rapaz: Amas-me?
Rapariga: Claro que te amo.
Rapaz: Durante quanto tempo me vais amar?
Rapariga: Vou amar-te para sempre.
Rapaz: Quanto tempo é para sempre?
Rapariga: Cerca de uma semana.

I first learnt German by telling jokes to people in my awful German. But I quickly progressed and now I’m pretty fluent – and know lots of great jokes as well. When you’re trying to improve your skills in a foreign language, reading is one of the best ways – and reading jokes is probably the best of all. The best way to use this book is to treat it like a swimming pool on a warm day. Dip in now and again and it is a very pleasant experience. If you stay in too long you won’t enjoy it as much. To sum up, 10 good reasons for downloading The English Portuguese Joke Book.

  1. It improves your reading skills.
  2. It improves your spelling – and your writing.
  3. It will give you some interesting new vocabulary.
  4. Jokes are short – and you will be rewarded with a laugh (or a groan).
  5. Jokes are memorable – so you can tell your friends the jokes later.
  6. If you’re a teacher, you can entertain your students.
  7. If you’re a student, you can entertain your teachers.
  8. It’s available in a wide variety of formats
  9. It’s available from a wide variety of suppliers so you can choose.
  10. It is a GREAT way to improve your English – or Portuguese.

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